"Uh, excuse me, but the Wyrm's here..."
-Children of Gaia Ahroun Randall "Stands-Like-a-Mountain" Tull, after Fianna
Ahroun Morgan McTaggart called Warning of the Wyrm's Approach on half
Randall's pack
"I feel underdressed."
-Stargazer Theurge Ki Breaks-the-Border, after discovering how many of her packmates
were carrying weapons on one adventure
"Do you want Professor Ryan to blow up Georgetown?"
-Ki, in response to Stargazer Philodox Charly Speaks-Too-Much's proposal to
inform Fianna Theurge Alyssa Friend-to-the-Fae’s Hermetic magus father about
the Sept of the Three Fires kidnaping his daughter
"...Hispo...that's dire wolf. Or, in his case, wolf the size of a horse."
-Ki’s player, to a new player, explaining about the Five Forms (and about Randall having the "Huge Size" merit)
"I can't be dead...I hurt too much."
-Order of Hermes Mage Aidan Ryan, on a number of occasions
"It's Lieutenant Commander Plot Device to the rescue!"
-The player of Glass Walker Ragabash Eugene Crashes-the-Drive, on the character’s
ability to save the day during his first game
"’Higher learning?’ Wow, that must mean they throw spears and rocks at you from those tall buildings..."
-Brodir, Get of Fenris Ahroun, upon hearing Gabriel Moonfang’s description of
a college as an "institute of higher learning"
"Yeah, that Professor Ryan is really smart. He’s got all those...books....full of all those...words..."
-Brodir’s player, portraying his "Uneducated" Flaw
"’What idiot tried to take something away from a Black Fury?
"’You might be able to take her virginity...but only if she let you!’"
-Conversation between two other players on Ki’s ill-fated attempt to put the
moves on Aidan (Black Fury Philodox Shakti True-Strike’s boyfriend)
"I want sane backup."
-Uktena Ragabash Mojo on why he keeps calling Jo Brill, his Glass Walker Galliard
packmate, over the other members of the pack, despite the fact that she’s busy
with other things
"What the hell am I doing in Fuzzy Central?"
-Cyn, Mage of the Hollow Ones, upon coming to in the Sept after being rescued from the Technocracy
"It wasn’t as good as combat...but it was close!"
-Brodir, on his night with Cyn
"He’s doing it again!"
-Brodir, upon witnessing one of Aidan’s ancestors possessing the mage’s body
"A reverse Cupid."
-Mojo’s description of Shakti’s appearance in "Justice Avatar" form
"I couldn’t have gotten a facial scar...nooo! I had to get turned into a tree!"
-Brodir’s player, on his character's encounter with a dryad in Faery
"The Bone Gnawers must be, like, ‘Oh! Rat has blessed us so! Send us
more stupid Get -- please!’"
-Brodir’s player’s interpretation of his distribution of funds to the Sept of the Three Garbage Cans
"And, in the distance, you see a huge cloud of dust making its way away from the Unseelie palace, that soon solidifies into an army of ragged elves..."
-The ST’s description of the mass exodus from the Unseelie dungeons
"A Children of Gaia Ahroun? Yeah, right! That’s a good one!"
-Brodir, upon discovering what auspice Randall was
"You think he’d learn the first time, but nooo!"
-Alyssa Friend-to-the-Fae, on the second time she was kidnapped by Prince Bartelet
of the Unseelie
"Don’t hit on the Black Fury...don’t hit on the Black Fury...
"Fine! Hit on the Black Fury! $#!@*idiot!"
-The ST and Brodir’s player trying to save a terminally brain-dead character from doing something really, really stupid, and the ST’s reaction when he did it anyway
"Skippy the Wonder Boy"
-Brodir’s player’s term for Apollyon Kamaal (the aforementioned terminally brain-dead character)
"’Hey! Big an’ stupid’s back! Burger King for everybody!’"
-Brodir’s player, quoting the Bone Gnawers’ reaction to the news that he was back in town after semester break
"I don’t think I can help J.P.!"
-Wendigo Theurge Joe Walks-in-Wonder, after meeting the Georgetown student body’s
resident nerd-boy
"If you want to cut things up, do it in the Biology lab!"
-Randall, upon coming across Brodir teaching "Disemboweling 101" on the quadrangle at Georgetown
"What do you know? You’re Children of Gaia -- your ‘us’ is everybody
except, maybe, two people on the planet! I’m a Get -- we do things much
more sensibly."
-Brodir, discussing ideological differences with Randall
"You say, 'take you to him who want book!' Him want book!"
-A goblin, pointing to the librarian on duty, explaining why it led the characters to the campus library in answer to their request that it take them to the person who had ordered it to bring him books (maintainer's note: Brodir then lost patience and squashed the unfortunate goblin :-).
"Hello, little boy---wanna be a piece of candy?"
-Glass Walker Galliard Pat Davis’s thought upon first seeing elven prince Darien
Ashoka up close (and being awed by those two extra dots of Appearance)
"A Black Fury, a Fianna, and a Wendigo...let’s see...the first one’ll have my balls if I come on to her, the second one’ll have my head, and the third one’ll have my heart---so much for that!"
-Uktena Theurge Jack Shooting-Stars’s player, on his character’s first sight
of Shakti, Alyssa, and Delilah Littlepanther, respectively
"I’d like to introduce our very own local superhero -- Boonieman!"
-Pat, introducing Randall to Stargazer Ragabash Luis di Itturiaga and Fianna
Galliard Brenna O’Shay (and joking about Randall's rural origins)
"Those of you able to make it down the stairs will see a large Crinos
wearing a denim vest..."
-The ST, describing the aftermath of the explosion in Darnall hall’s third floor
stairwell during the altercation between Glass Walker Ahroun Richard Drives-Through-Doors
and a Black Spiral Dancer
"It’s Alyssa and Aidan’s relatives...well, not the car, the people driving it..."
-Randall, explaining about the late-night visit of elven knights Valdir and Keely, with Gwena (their shapechanged elvensteed) in the parking lot
"Oh, great---she may not have been the best roommate I ever had, but at least she didn’t make a mess!"
-Brenna, during Shanna O’Callahan’s near-death experience
"We’ve got an Unseelie Queen-approved guy here".
"Well, we’ve got a Goblin King-approved girl here."
-Richard and Pat (respectively), prior to their night together
"Gaia grows them big now."
"Sure -- we use natural fertilizer."
-Richard’s player, on why the recently-encountered pack of Black Spirals hadn’t shown up since, and Randall’s player’s response